“I had been writing a tender tale of the sorrows of a friendless poor negro-girl, and my eyes had scarce done smarting with it, when your letter of recommendation in behalf of so many of her brethren and sisters, came to me — but why her brethren? — or yours, Sancho! any more than mine? It is by the finest tints, and most insensible gradations, that nature descends from the fairest face about St James’s, to the sootiest complexion in Africa: at which tint of these, is it, that the ties of blood are to cease? and how many shades must we descend lower still in the scale, ere mercy is to vanish with them? — but ’tis no uncommon thing, my good Sancho, for one half of the world to use the other half of it like brutes, & then endeavor to make ’em so.”
—Laurence Sterne, writing in response to a letter from former slave Ignatius Sancho
This was written in 1766, yet is still relevant nearly 250 years later.
I just added a new design to my Zazzle store. The product is a “trucker” style hat with the words “MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN” on the front, closely mimicking the caps Trump uses to promote his campaign. More important than a wall in between Mexico and the US is making sure us humans have a planet we can live on!
See the swanky new hat here:www.zazzle.ca/realeccentric_prints
Just because it’s a pencil doesn’t mean you can’t contour with it! Here are some products you probably already own that can be re-used to contour:
- Eyeshadow: use a cool-toned brown three shades darker than your skin tone for a more natural look. Or, use grey on whiteface makeup or any cool colour you want for a wackier look. Apply as you would normally and blend.
- Brow Pencil: lightly draw lines around your forehead and nose, under your cheekbones, jaw, and bottom lip. Go over the lines a few times in places where you want to create a more dramatic shadow(such as under the cheeks). The brow pencil should be darker than your skin. Blend with a slightly damp sponge or fingers.
- Lipstick: contouring with lipstick works really well on darker skin, watch lipstick contouring in action here.
I love cryptozoology. I just found out about this creature called the Fur-bearing Trout via Wikipedia. Probably the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fur-bearing_trout